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Humor z forum dpreview [in english only]:
-The equipment in your camera bag is worth more than the vehicle in your garage.
-You haven't mowed the lawn for five weeks, but have some WONDERFUL macros of the dew-bedecked spider webs hanging from the dandelions.
-You find yourself wanting to apply "curves" and "unsharp mask" to real-life scenes.
-You know how to read MTF charts, and can talk intelligibly about the Scheimpflung Principle.
-In intimate moments with your wife, you find yourself calling out "Daniella" .
-Your cat puts her paws up, in Sean Penn fashion, to keep away the paparazzi whenever you walk by.
-You start creating masterpieces like "Still Life With Tylenol Bottle" and convince yourself it is art.
-You can tell Clinton what “the meaning of IS is”
-You go to major sporting events just to see the 600mm f/4Ls and the 400mm f/2.8Ls.
-You track your packages' trips from B&H closer than NASA tracks the Space Shuttle.
-You become convinced that your eyes are back-focusing and want to return them to get a better copy.
-You only need one more lens and then your kit will be complete. And you said that five lenses ago, too.
-You get all these jokes.
Jeśli ktoś ma więcej pomysłów to możnaby uzupełnić listę
-The equipment in your camera bag is worth more than the vehicle in your garage.
-You haven't mowed the lawn for five weeks, but have some WONDERFUL macros of the dew-bedecked spider webs hanging from the dandelions.
-You find yourself wanting to apply "curves" and "unsharp mask" to real-life scenes.
-You know how to read MTF charts, and can talk intelligibly about the Scheimpflung Principle.
-In intimate moments with your wife, you find yourself calling out "Daniella" .
-Your cat puts her paws up, in Sean Penn fashion, to keep away the paparazzi whenever you walk by.
-You start creating masterpieces like "Still Life With Tylenol Bottle" and convince yourself it is art.
-You can tell Clinton what “the meaning of IS is”
-You go to major sporting events just to see the 600mm f/4Ls and the 400mm f/2.8Ls.
-You track your packages' trips from B&H closer than NASA tracks the Space Shuttle.
-You become convinced that your eyes are back-focusing and want to return them to get a better copy.
-You only need one more lens and then your kit will be complete. And you said that five lenses ago, too.
-You get all these jokes.
Jeśli ktoś ma więcej pomysłów to możnaby uzupełnić listę
:-D
, max ISO i szumów brak, fajnie. Chore. To jest chore.
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